Sega’s Robo Porn Cat

“When you pet it or scratch its neck, it says things in Japanese like, “Pet me softly” and “Give me more, give me more.” It even has a couple of different variations of sultry giggles.”

Sega Mega Drive Portable Video Game Player

20 games, ability to hook  up to a TV, and it’s cheap. Sold!

Oh and here’s a shocker:

Official product, containing games authorized by SEGA

It’s an actual SEGA product!?